Saturday, May 14, 2005
dumb quotes
hey :)
we were stoning in the classroom today after pe and it seemed to be a breeding ground for stupid quotes.
yucks: eh shu-min do u have moisturiser
me: no.
yucks: do u know anyone who has?
*i ask landa, she says no*
me: why do u need it?
yucks: *points to his lips* here v dry..
me: er i have lip balm if u want.
yucks: eh yeah yeah yeah tt's what i meant! lip moisturiser!
omg -_-
he then proceeded to take a gigantic swipe at my born lippy, and spread it all over his mouth. and the area above and beside his lips. which made him look like he was half-drag queen, half-afflicted with strange sausage lip disease hahaha. my goodness i don't think i've ever met anyone so ridiculous :p good job yucks!
qn: what is ur love life like zhifeng?
zhifeng: i love maths.
jean: if u have a clone, and u have s*x with it, is it considered h*m*s*x*al inc*st or m*st*rba*ion?
have censored the last quote, lest i cause offence and pollute the minds of innocent blogsurfers. there was more funny stuff but i can't remember already..:(
ok toodles!~
shu-min ate breakfast @ 12:16 AM
